020 - Action, forward dated to Tuesday morning

[worstvikingever]

Good morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?

Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.

Long story short: Hiccup is droned.

A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]

Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?

B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.

Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]

((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

Comments

A

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[... Droned? Hiccup is droned?

Oh. Well. Losing Lucrezia was bad enough (loath as Klaus is to admit he was kind of getting used to her company), but now this? Well. Maybe it's not permanent, but he's not too hopeful.

That doesn't mean Hiccup doesn't get waffles, though. Dragon-shaped, like always. He sets them down in front of his son, like he does pretty much every morning.]

It certainly would be. You must make the best of what little summertime you have left before school starts again, after all.

[worstvikingever]

Gosh Pop, thanks so much!

[Hiccup grabs his fork and knife, all set to dig in, but just as Klaus starts to remove his hand he stabs the knife into it quick as a flash.]

1/2

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[WOAH BACK THE FUCK UP AND TIME THE FUCK OUT

OW]

2/2

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[OW OW OW]

Hiccup, what in the world are you doing?

[This is not usual drone behavior he has been studying this sort of thing in his drone children and they NEVER displayed any unwarranted aggression WHAT IS GOING ON]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup just grins up at Klaus.]

Nothing, Pop! Just trying to kill you.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh well then, if that's all it is.

His hand still aches, given that there's still a knife embedded in it. Come on, Hiccup, his hands JUST finished healing from getting ripped to shreds by Garviel's chainsword.

Not to mention that blood is dripping onto the waffles.]

Any particular reason why?

B

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart was just going to the malt shop to treat himself to a potentially unpoisoned milkshake.

Unknowingly running into the droned Hiccup.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup is jostled by being bumped into! He's carrying a bat, as if he was just coming from or heading to baseball in the park!]

Golly, mister! Sorry about that, I guess I just wasn't looking where I was going!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

No problem, dude.

Just gonna get myself a goddamn milkshake. Wet my sweet tooth.

[Stepping ahead of Hiccup, not knowing of the danger.]

[worstvikingever]

[And with no warning whatsoever, and a big cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will raise his bat and smash it into the side of Mart's head.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[And Mart will be knocked over some tables and glasses, sending debris everywhere. Mart's on his back.]

Augh!

What the fuck man!?

A.

[fineday4science.livejournal.com]

[Dexter freezes when he hears Hiccup speak in that creepy tone of voice. That awful cheery drone voice. What the hell happened, Dexter slowly walks out, opening the door a crack when he hears Hiccup walk by...]

Are you feeling okay, Hiccup?

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup waves cheerfully.]

Hiya Dex! Feeling great, thanks! Say, you think you'd be up for some baseball today?

[fineday4science.livejournal.com]

[Yep. He's droned. Dexter begins to freak out, and comes out with a nervous reply.]
No thanks. I-I'm terrible at sports. Besides, it is too hot for sports. I would much rather exercise my mind right now. These old comics are fascinating!

[He edges away, slowly closing the door. Droning just creeps him the fuck out in general...]

[worstvikingever]

[And Hiccup will be striding forward quickly and placing one hand on the door, trying to force it to stay open.]

Well then maybe we could do something else! How about we go to the arcade?

[fineday4science.livejournal.com]

[Well that doesn't sound too terrible... Granted the arcades were nothing like Dexter's imagining. He's just hoping that somehow through someone's regains that there's an actual modern arcade]

That doesn't sound too bad... I am pretty terrible at bowling though!

[Okay, that IS still creepy though. Though the prospects of anything related to video games, even if they are ancient and old-fashioned, gets him to open the door.]

b:

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

[ Have an armored giant down on one knee, clearly weakened, Hiccup. ]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup approaches, a cheery smile on his face.]

Golly, Mr. Loken, are you okay?

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

No, hiccup... I am ill. The milk was tainted today, I think.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup blinks in surprise.]

But why would it be bad, Mr. Loken? Everyone needs to drink their milk! It's good for you! And the Milkman makes such a good Chief of Police, he's only got our best interests in mind!

[lunawolves10th.livejournal.com]

That's not you, hiccup. You'd never say such a load of shit to me if you were in your right mind.

B - Hiccup is still up for trouble at Makeout point, right?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[Ruri is standing at Makeout point, looking over the edge, a distant look in her eyes (she drank the special milk)]

"Omoikane, I'm certain I see the shuttle again. Hail them. Tell them to land now!"

ALWAYS

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup is whistling cheerfully as he wanders up to the point, baseball bat resting on his shoulder. He sees Ruri and walks up to her.]

Gee, Ruri, are you pretending to be in some science fiction thing? That's pretty silly!

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

[She looks over at Hiccup and blinks, rubbing her eyes]

"Jun... You need to get a hold of someone. Please?"

[worstvikingever]

Ha ha, Ruri, that's not my name! It's Hiccup, remember? Are you okay?