020 - Action, forward dated to Tuesday morning

[worstvikingever]

Good morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?

Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.

Long story short: Hiccup is droned.

A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]

Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?

B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.

Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]

((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

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[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[... Oh my god really is this where this is going really?!

Klaus wipes the waffle bits from his face, trying to ignore the fact that the plate shattered on impact and he's definitely got a couple of little cuts from it.]

And that was both rude and enough to earn you a trip to your room. Come on, young man.

[Hiccup, he's just going to grab you by the shirt and try to swing you over his uninjured shoulder. After all, if you stab him in the back, you can't really do much damage.

Unless you hit his spine.

So don't do that.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup shouts wordlessly in protest as he gets swung onto Klaus's shoulder, but he's still got the knife in his hand and there is lots of back to stab. Especially those spinal bits.

Like this one right here, in between his shoulder blades. As Klaus heads toward the stairs, Hiccup aims, lifts his knife, and stabs.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[This is what happens when you mention things in meta, clearly. KARMA, BITCH.

Insert a joke about falling down all those stairs and how it just keeps happening and you were warned, dawg.

Only he really didn't fall down them he just sort of. Slumped onto them.

Whatever it is close enough.

ANYWAY HE'S DEAD. YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH.]

[worstvikingever]

[HOORAY HE'S DEAD

HICCUP GETS ALL THE BASEBALL

AND ALL THE DESSERTS

AND GETS TO KILL ALL THE PEOPLE

AND NO ONE CAN STOP HIM YEEEEEEEEEEAH

which is to say he gets up and brushes at the blood on his clothes. hmm. he heads upstairs and changes into clean clothes.]