020 - Action, forward dated to Tuesday morning

[worstvikingever]

Good morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?

Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.

Long story short: Hiccup is droned.

A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]

Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?

B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.

Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]

((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

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[worstvikingever]

Dunno, Pop, just seemed like it'd be a fun thing to do!

[And this is the part where he stands up, grabs the knife out of Klaus's hand, and aims to stab Klaus's shoulder.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[Klaus manages to grab Hiccup's wrist before the knife can go all the way in, but honestly? The shock of Hiccup attacking him has dulled his reflexes enough that it manages to get pretty damn deep. If Hiccup twists it the right way, he'll do some serious damage to the socket -- perhaps even render that arm useless.

Things are not looking good.]

I may have to ground you for this, you realize.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup's smile never wavered.]

Gosh, Pop, that's no good!

[Hiccup twists the knife at the same time as he brings the fork up, aiming for Klaus's neck. More specifically, his jugular.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[SFJDOIFJDSOIJFDSO GOD DAMMIT. OW.

Well, that's that arm gone, and the other hand still bleeding, now even worse that the knife is out of the wound. He really should just punch Hiccup in the face, disable him, and knock him out until whatever this is passes, but... it's very difficult to convince himself to do it. Just as he couldn't willingly kill the boy when he was in the throes of Angel posession, he can't hurt him now.

This is starting to get really worrying.

The fork he can at least deter, though. He knocks it away with his still-bleeding hand, very aware that this makes him vulnerable to whatever Hiccup next aims to do with the knife.]

It may be necessary, however. Young men who kill their fathers don't get to go out and play baseball at the park. Those are my rules and you'll abide by them.

[My god, this is almost surreal.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup's smile wavers, but only to be replaced by a look of youthful disappointment. It still completely inappropriate for the situation, however, as Hiccup pulls the knife out and stabs at Klaus's stomach.

He whines a little.]

Aw, but Pop!

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

Don't you 'but Pop' me, young man. My house--

[He grabs the knife by the blade before it can pierce his stomach. After all, the hand is already pretty much done for. Might as well just go all-out with it.]

--my rules. Now stop being such a troublemaker or I'll be forced to send you to bed without dessert tonight on top of grounding you.

[This is the only way to talk to a rampaging drone child, clearly.]

[worstvikingever]

[Oh well now that's just not fair. Hiccup pauses mid-attack and stares in shock for a moment before getting angry.]

Oh come on, Pop! That's not fair!

[He's yelling now. Hiccup grabs the plate of waffles, probably cold and definitely bloody by now, and smashes the whole thing into Klaus's face.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[... Oh my god really is this where this is going really?!

Klaus wipes the waffle bits from his face, trying to ignore the fact that the plate shattered on impact and he's definitely got a couple of little cuts from it.]

And that was both rude and enough to earn you a trip to your room. Come on, young man.

[Hiccup, he's just going to grab you by the shirt and try to swing you over his uninjured shoulder. After all, if you stab him in the back, you can't really do much damage.

Unless you hit his spine.

So don't do that.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup shouts wordlessly in protest as he gets swung onto Klaus's shoulder, but he's still got the knife in his hand and there is lots of back to stab. Especially those spinal bits.

Like this one right here, in between his shoulder blades. As Klaus heads toward the stairs, Hiccup aims, lifts his knife, and stabs.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[This is what happens when you mention things in meta, clearly. KARMA, BITCH.

Insert a joke about falling down all those stairs and how it just keeps happening and you were warned, dawg.

Only he really didn't fall down them he just sort of. Slumped onto them.

Whatever it is close enough.

ANYWAY HE'S DEAD. YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH.]

[worstvikingever]

[HOORAY HE'S DEAD

HICCUP GETS ALL THE BASEBALL

AND ALL THE DESSERTS

AND GETS TO KILL ALL THE PEOPLE

AND NO ONE CAN STOP HIM YEEEEEEEEEEAH

which is to say he gets up and brushes at the blood on his clothes. hmm. he heads upstairs and changes into clean clothes.]