020 - Action, forward dated to Tuesday morning

[worstvikingever]

Good morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?

Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.

Long story short: Hiccup is droned.

A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]

Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?

B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.

Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]

((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

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[worstvikingever]

[And with no warning whatsoever, and a big cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will raise his bat and smash it into the side of Mart's head.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[And Mart will be knocked over some tables and glasses, sending debris everywhere. Mart's on his back.]

Augh!

What the fuck man!?

[worstvikingever]

[And Hiccup will just walk right over, never ceasing to grin cheerfully.]

Sorry, Mister! I was hoping to knock you out with that first one so you wouldn't have to feel the next one! But that's okay.

[He raises the bat up again and swings, aiming for Mart's legs.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll do a roll to dodge the blow and grab a still standing vanilla milkshake left on a counter. He sips.]

You best check yourself before I wreck yourself!

I am sick and tired of people trying to kill me!

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup follows and swings at Mart's head again.]

Why should I when I'm having so much fun, mister?

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll grab the bat with his bare hand while sipping on more of the milkshake. He's slowly crushing the bat with his super strength,]

Because I'm gonna take this bat, shove it up your ass, and turn you into a popsicle if you don't stop!

[worstvikingever]

[Oh no, his bat's being held! Hiccup quickly realizes he's not going to be able to wrench the bat away and instead lifts his prosthetic leg to stomp it right on Mart's crotch.]

Sorry mister, but I'm not gonna let you do that!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Ow. Ow. Just pain. Mart clutches his groin, letting go of the bat. He backs up and gets to his feet, still clutching himself. Speaking in a higher pitch.]

You dirty muthafucker!

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup only smiles! And then he brings the bat back down, aiming for Mart's head again.]

You should watch your language, mister!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart takes the milkshake and throws the glass at Hiccup as he swings.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup doesn't even flinch as the glass hits him in the face, and doesn't falter from his swing, despite the cuts on his face from the glass. The swing is still straight, steady, and unusually strong for a boy of his size.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart attempts to block the blow but it still hurts like a sunuva bitch.]

Ow!

I'm warning you one last time!

[worstvikingever]

Well that's awfully nice of you, mister, but I don't think I'm going to listen!

[Very quickly he picks up one of the larger shards of glass and stabs at Mart's eyes.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart moves his arm up just in time to get stabbed in his left forearm. Man that hurts. With his right, he'll swing a super strong punch at Hiccup.]

[worstvikingever]

[When the glass hits, Hiccup stabs and drags, aiming to do as much damage as possible before... oh well that's not good. He gets punchd in the face and flies across the room, but immediately gets up, showing no sign of pain or even awareness that he could very well be injured.]

Gosh, that wasn't very nice!

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart is bleeding profusely now.]

You bastard! I don't care if you're droned, I'm kicking your ass!

[Hey Hiccup! Have a table thrown at you.]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup ducks, and the table sails over his head and shatters on the wall behind him. Despite everything he's still smiling.]

Mister, you should be careful! You're destroying someone else's property! You could get arrested for that!

[And he runs straight at Mart, surprisingly agile for a kid with a prosthetic leg, lifting his bat and aiming to swing it down on Mart's head again.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Fortunately, Mart's had experience dealing with psycho boys with bats.

He opens his maw

and attempts to grab the abt with his teeth, biting into it.]

[worstvikingever]

[Well that was unexpected! Hiccup concedes the loss of the bat surprisingly quickly in exchange for picking up a large, hefty splinter of the table Mart just broke, stabbing toward Mart's stomach with it.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[It just manages to cut into his stomach when Mart grabs Hiccups hands. That was a close one. Mart spits out the wooden scraps of the bat at Hiccup and then jumps back. He'll be watching Hiccup very carefully as he edges toward the door...]

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup smiles and watches Mart edge toward the door. He doesn't follow though. Not yet.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Walking backward down those steps. Mart may have supe strength, but he does not want to rip a poor innocent viking apart even in self defense. Unfortunately, on the last step, he trips and falls on his back.]

Fuck.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup bursts out laughing. It's a bright and happy youthful laugh and at the same time it is strange, empty, and creepy. He picks up another hefty splinter and walks over to Mart.]

Really mister, you should watch yourself on those stairs. You could get hurt.

[And he lifts the splinter to stab at Mart again.]

[jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com]

[Mart'll roll aside and attempt a kick to Hiccup's leg to try and slow him down.]

[worstvikingever]

[And Hiccup goes down. His prosthetic leg actually gets stuck in a crack, and he's having some difficulty getting it out again, but seems to not be terribly bothered by it.]