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worstvikingeverGood morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?
Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.
Long story short: Hiccup is droned.
A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]
Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?
B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.
Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]
((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.
Long story short: Hiccup is droned.
A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]
Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?
B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.
Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]
((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:24 am (UTC)[Hiccup grabs his fork and knife, all set to dig in, but just as Klaus starts to remove his hand he stabs the knife into it quick as a flash.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:36 am (UTC)OW]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:38 am (UTC)Hiccup, what in the world are you doing?
[This is not usual drone behavior he has been studying this sort of thing in his drone children and they NEVER displayed any unwarranted aggression WHAT IS GOING ON]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:40 am (UTC)Nothing, Pop! Just trying to kill you.
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:48 am (UTC)His hand still aches, given that there's still a knife embedded in it. Come on, Hiccup, his hands JUST finished healing from getting ripped to shreds by Garviel's chainsword.
Not to mention that blood is dripping onto the waffles.]
Any particular reason why?
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:50 am (UTC)[And this is the part where he stands up, grabs the knife out of Klaus's hand, and aims to stab Klaus's shoulder.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:20 am (UTC)Things are not looking good.]
I may have to ground you for this, you realize.
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:22 am (UTC)Gosh, Pop, that's no good!
[Hiccup twists the knife at the same time as he brings the fork up, aiming for Klaus's neck. More specifically, his jugular.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:44 am (UTC)Well, that's that arm gone, and the other hand still bleeding, now even worse that the knife is out of the wound. He really should just punch Hiccup in the face, disable him, and knock him out until whatever this is passes, but... it's very difficult to convince himself to do it. Just as he couldn't willingly kill the boy when he was in the throes of Angel posession, he can't hurt him now.
This is starting to get really worrying.
The fork he can at least deter, though. He knocks it away with his still-bleeding hand, very aware that this makes him vulnerable to whatever Hiccup next aims to do with the knife.]
It may be necessary, however. Young men who kill their fathers don't get to go out and play baseball at the park. Those are my rules and you'll abide by them.
[My god, this is almost surreal.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:53 am (UTC)He whines a little.]
Aw, but Pop!
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Date: 2011-08-16 04:19 am (UTC)[He grabs the knife by the blade before it can pierce his stomach. After all, the hand is already pretty much done for. Might as well just go all-out with it.]
--my rules. Now stop being such a troublemaker or I'll be forced to send you to bed without dessert tonight on top of grounding you.
[This is the only way to talk to a rampaging drone child, clearly.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 04:27 am (UTC)Oh come on, Pop! That's not fair!
[He's yelling now. Hiccup grabs the plate of waffles, probably cold and definitely bloody by now, and smashes the whole thing into Klaus's face.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 05:02 am (UTC)Klaus wipes the waffle bits from his face, trying to ignore the fact that the plate shattered on impact and he's definitely got a couple of little cuts from it.]
And that was both rude and enough to earn you a trip to your room. Come on, young man.
[Hiccup, he's just going to grab you by the shirt and try to swing you over his uninjured shoulder. After all, if you stab him in the back, you can't really do much damage.
Unless you hit his spine.
So don't do that.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 05:12 am (UTC)Like this one right here, in between his shoulder blades. As Klaus heads toward the stairs, Hiccup aims, lifts his knife, and stabs.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 05:36 am (UTC)Insert a joke about falling down all those stairs and how it just keeps happening and you were warned, dawg.
Only he really didn't fall down them he just sort of. Slumped onto them.
Whatever it is close enough.
ANYWAY HE'S DEAD. YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHH.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 05:38 am (UTC)HICCUP GETS ALL THE BASEBALL
AND ALL THE DESSERTS
AND GETS TO KILL ALL THE PEOPLE
AND NO ONE CAN STOP HIM YEEEEEEEEEEAH
which is to say he gets up and brushes at the blood on his clothes. hmm. he heads upstairs and changes into clean clothes.]