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worstvikingeverGood morning, Mayfield, have you drunk your milk today?
Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.
Long story short: Hiccup is droned.
A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]
Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?
B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.
Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]
((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Well the folks over at 729 Anderson Lane haven't, and Officer Milkman has had his eyes on them.
Long story short: Hiccup is droned.
A. 729 Anderson Lane [Hiccup comes downstairs this morning with a happy, cheerful smile on his face. He goes right to the kitchen, because it's time for breakfast!]
Good morning, everybody! Gosh, it's an awfully nice day out, isn't it? Maybe there'll be kids playing baseball in the park! Wouldn't that be swell?
B. Around town throughout the day [Still with that cheerful smile on his face, Hiccup will be heading downtown and/or the park to do the things boys his age do, which is go get a milkshake or play baseball in the park or whatever.
Or kill people. That's just jolly good fun too, don't you know?]
((OOC: HICCUP IS MILKMAN-DRONED. IF YOU TALK TO HIM HE WILL PROBABLY TRY TO KILL YOU, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:19 am (UTC)Oh. Well. Losing Lucrezia was bad enough (loath as Klaus is to admit he was kind of getting used to her company), but now this? Well. Maybe it's not permanent, but he's not too hopeful.
That doesn't mean Hiccup doesn't get waffles, though. Dragon-shaped, like always. He sets them down in front of his son, like he does pretty much every morning.]
It certainly would be. You must make the best of what little summertime you have left before school starts again, after all.
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:21 am (UTC)Unknowingly running into the droned Hiccup.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:24 am (UTC)[Hiccup grabs his fork and knife, all set to dig in, but just as Klaus starts to remove his hand he stabs the knife into it quick as a flash.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:25 am (UTC)Golly, mister! Sorry about that, I guess I just wasn't looking where I was going!
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:29 am (UTC)Just gonna get myself a goddamn milkshake. Wet my sweet tooth.
[Stepping ahead of Hiccup, not knowing of the danger.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:30 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-16 02:34 am (UTC)Augh!
What the fuck man!?
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:36 am (UTC)OW]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:38 am (UTC)Hiccup, what in the world are you doing?
[This is not usual drone behavior he has been studying this sort of thing in his drone children and they NEVER displayed any unwarranted aggression WHAT IS GOING ON]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:39 am (UTC)Sorry, Mister! I was hoping to knock you out with that first one so you wouldn't have to feel the next one! But that's okay.
[He raises the bat up again and swings, aiming for Mart's legs.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:40 am (UTC)Nothing, Pop! Just trying to kill you.
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:48 am (UTC)His hand still aches, given that there's still a knife embedded in it. Come on, Hiccup, his hands JUST finished healing from getting ripped to shreds by Garviel's chainsword.
Not to mention that blood is dripping onto the waffles.]
Any particular reason why?
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:50 am (UTC)[And this is the part where he stands up, grabs the knife out of Klaus's hand, and aims to stab Klaus's shoulder.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:52 am (UTC)Are you feeling okay, Hiccup?
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:55 am (UTC)You best check yourself before I wreck yourself!
I am sick and tired of people trying to kill me!
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:56 am (UTC)Hiya Dex! Feeling great, thanks! Say, you think you'd be up for some baseball today?
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:58 am (UTC)Why should I when I'm having so much fun, mister?
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:01 am (UTC)Because I'm gonna take this bat, shove it up your ass, and turn you into a popsicle if you don't stop!
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:01 am (UTC)No thanks. I-I'm terrible at sports. Besides, it is too hot for sports. I would much rather exercise my mind right now. These old comics are fascinating!
[He edges away, slowly closing the door. Droning just creeps him the fuck out in general...]
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:07 am (UTC)Well then maybe we could do something else! How about we go to the arcade?
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:10 am (UTC)That doesn't sound too bad... I am pretty terrible at bowling though!
[Okay, that IS still creepy though. Though the prospects of anything related to video games, even if they are ancient and old-fashioned, gets him to open the door.]
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:11 am (UTC)Sorry mister, but I'm not gonna let you do that!
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:13 am (UTC)That's great! Say, can I show you something?
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:14 am (UTC)You dirty muthafucker!
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:16 am (UTC)You should watch your language, mister!