001 - Arrival at 729 Anderson Lane

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup was fast asleep in a very comfortable looking bed. The sunlight streamed in through the window, and with a twitch, he yawned and opened his eyes.

And yelled.

Very loudly.]

WHAT? WHAT?

[Very quickly, he stumbled out of bed and promptly tripped and rolled on the floor. Looking down at his legs, he screamed.

He had two of them.

He was supposed to be missing one.

Finding his footing, he scrambled to his feet and managed to find his way out the door of the bedroom, down the stairs, and out the front door, screaming all the way at his surroundings.

Upon arrival outside, he spins around, taking in the scenery in disbelief. Finally, he seems to get some semblance of mind about him and starts yelling for the people he knows.]

DAD? DAD?

ASTRID?

TOOTHLESS?

[Yes, Anderson Lane, there is a teenage boy in pajamas out in your street yelling. What are you going to do?]

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[toothlessfury.livejournal.com]

[Toothless was very comfortable, he'll have you know. Asleep in front of the fire in his own house, waiting for his own "family" to wake up. Of course, the drone wife was awake and she was cooking, but he had already snatched up some of their food and gotten scolded for it.

Now, his ear twitched. A half a second passed before his head darted up. Looking toward the sound of--it couldn't be.

And he burst through the door (literally, sorry, China, he'll fix it somehow), and was down the street as fast as he could run. If he could even attempt to fly, he would be all over it.

But as it was, he was darting through hedges and fences and all sorts of things.

And halfway down Anderson lane he stopped, staring.

Holy crap.

Half a growl, half a purr comes from the dragon as he approaches, very cautiously.

Who knew? Hiccup could be filled with acid or razor blades too :|a]

[worstvikingever]

[At the sight of Toothless, immediately whatever was going on wasn't that bad. It couldn't be. Toothless was here, right? It'd be okay. Somehow, sometime, it would. BUT IT WAS STILL FREAKY, OKAY?]

Toothless? Oh gods, Toothless, I am so happy to see you.

[But wait. That... Toothless didn't look as happy...]

...Toothless? Is... are you okay?

[toothlessfury.livejournal.com]

[The dragon stares a moment, and then ever so cautiously once more, steps closer...

closer...

close enough to lean out and tap Hiccup with his nose...




Okay, good, he didn't explode or anything...

Toothless stares at the viking for a few moments, his eyes wide, their acid color being overtaken by the widening of his pupils. He nudges Hiccup twice more before licking his face, nuzzling him hard enough to knock the kid over and giving him a pleased sort of noise.]

[white-pretear.livejournal.com]

[Himeno was out for her morning jog when she spotted Hiccup out on the street in his PJs. After months in Mayfield this wasn't exactly a surprising sight.]

...Nice PJs.

[worstvikingever]

[He just kind of gapes at her. WHAT'S WITH THE HAIR.]

What? I mean... wait...

WHERE AM I?

[eldest-hatter.livejournal.com]

[Have a rather curious witch passing by as well.]

...Is everything alright?

[worstvikingever]

[He may or may not be close to tears at this point. BUT NOT because he is a viking but oh gods what is this place whyyyy]

No, everything is not alright. I'm... where's home? What happened to it? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

[doastheromansdo.livejournal.com]

Woah--hey, calm down a sec. There's a semi-reasonable explanation for all this, promise.

[worstvikingever]

Reasonable? How is any of this even close to being reasonable?

[He's staring around him. What the hell is this place, I mean seriously.]

None of this could possibly be real?

AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY LEG?

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

Unyu?

[Okuu's first response upon seeing and hearing Strange Yelling Boy is to...watch! Fluttering down onto a nearby fence to do so, even. And then make vaguely curious bird-y sounds.]

[worstvikingever]

[Sorry bird, he's not going to notice you when EVERYTHING EVER IS DIFFERENT.

Various encounters happen, I guess? As evidenced by above threads? Something like that.

After all that, he just sits down and tries to process everything, looking around with quite a bit of confusion still. I mean, really. Viking village to Mayfield. It does not compute.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[There is a person shouting and disturbing Klaus's waffle-making zen. Of course, he knows who this must be -- the pictures changed overnight. He now has a son, not a daughter, and that son -- yes, he can see out the window -- appears to be running down the street in his pajamas.

So Klaus makes a waffle, eats a waffle, has some coffee, and then goes to collect the poor confused idiot before he does something drastic. Hiccup, you will find a very large man approaching you somewhere up Anderson Lane.]

I suppose you have worked out the initial panic by now, yes?

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup looks up.

And up.

And... oh gods you're a tall one, aren't you.]

You're... even taller than dad.

[tsundorapettan.livejournal.com]

[ As a part of her new job (http://mayfield-mods.livejournal.com/45329.html?thread=1643793#t1643793), Jessica has been instructed to come over to 729 Anderson Lane! Something about helping the kid of the household with his homework, whatever. This job is annoying, anyway. And why does she have to bring a baked good she can't even cook. So she just went to get one from the bakery! ]

[ Oh, and then she notices a boy. In pjamas. Just standing there in hte middle of the street. ]

[ While yelling. She just stares for a while before yelling back. ]

Hey, hey! Keep it down a bit!

[worstvikingever]

[SHOCK AND AWE there is another person. He shuts up.]

What... where... who are you?

[perfectvoice.livejournal.com]

[Okay, what was that the note said again? "Hang with Hiccup for a while, he's too square for his own good", that's it. Never mind that she has no idea who the hell Hiccup is or what on Earth does "square" even mean, she's going to help.

And of course this happens. Which makes her want to help him all the more.

Which means that Hiccup will see one strange-looking girl walking towards him.]

Ah, has anyone explained this to you yet?

[worstvikingever]

[He just... stares.

Wait, you're not supposed to stare at people?

Oops.

He tries not to stare.]

Uh... no.

[wolf-faerie.livejournal.com]

[Aisling doesn't actually live on Anderson Lane, but she does like to explore the town a lot even though she's been here a little over eight months now. She'll be in a nearby tree when she sees Hiccup and he starts to yell, so she reveals herself by hanging upside down.]

You're being loud. Are you new?

[worstvikingever]

[SMALL GIRL IN TREE WHAT]

AUGH!

Uh...

...yes?

[off-beet.livejournal.com]

[Luna was out tossing breadcrumbs for pigeons when she saw a particularly disturbed boy shouting for things without teeth. She looks at the pigeons, the pigeons stare back blankly.

...he probably wasn't yelling for pigeons anyways]

I...don't think they will be able to hear you.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup whirls around and stares at her.]

What do you mean? They can't... they have to be here... right?

...wherever here is...

[noneed-2worry.livejournal.com]

[Hey, look, here's a Pokemon trainer out on a walk~]

"Huh? You know Toothless?"

[worstvikingever]

[OMG SOMEONE KNOWS HIM?]

Yes! Do you know him? Is he here?

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

_{[Oof! Scrawny viking, meet giant viking!]}

Whadd'ya hollarin' 'bout, boy?

[worstvikingever]

[At this point, Hiccup's reduced to just kind of standing around staring at everything, since it's all so wrong. But YOU. YOU KIND OF MAKE SENSE?]

Where'd the village go? I mean... none of this is right.