001 - Arrival at 729 Anderson Lane

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup was fast asleep in a very comfortable looking bed. The sunlight streamed in through the window, and with a twitch, he yawned and opened his eyes.

And yelled.

Very loudly.]

WHAT? WHAT?

[Very quickly, he stumbled out of bed and promptly tripped and rolled on the floor. Looking down at his legs, he screamed.

He had two of them.

He was supposed to be missing one.

Finding his footing, he scrambled to his feet and managed to find his way out the door of the bedroom, down the stairs, and out the front door, screaming all the way at his surroundings.

Upon arrival outside, he spins around, taking in the scenery in disbelief. Finally, he seems to get some semblance of mind about him and starts yelling for the people he knows.]

DAD? DAD?

ASTRID?

TOOTHLESS?

[Yes, Anderson Lane, there is a teenage boy in pajamas out in your street yelling. What are you going to do?]

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[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[There is a person shouting and disturbing Klaus's waffle-making zen. Of course, he knows who this must be -- the pictures changed overnight. He now has a son, not a daughter, and that son -- yes, he can see out the window -- appears to be running down the street in his pajamas.

So Klaus makes a waffle, eats a waffle, has some coffee, and then goes to collect the poor confused idiot before he does something drastic. Hiccup, you will find a very large man approaching you somewhere up Anderson Lane.]

I suppose you have worked out the initial panic by now, yes?

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup looks up.

And up.

And... oh gods you're a tall one, aren't you.]

You're... even taller than dad.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

I am taller than most. And by coincidence, I am your new father -- or rather, the man assigned by this town to look after you. I intend to do so. Has anyone explained to you yet how Mayfield operates?

[NOT SON I AM GET DOWN TO BUSINESS]

[worstvikingever]

[omg he is so intimidated right now.]

Uh... sort of? Something about kidnapping... and staying here for a while...

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[Aw come on Klaus is a nice guy

Usually

Unless you make him come over there]

That is the gist of it, yes. You have also, for all intents and purposes, lived here all your life. The town is very thorough.

[worstvikingever]

[Okay whut. This is Hiccup linefaising.]

But I haven't.

And how can a town do all that anyway? It's a town.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

By using the phrase 'the town' I refer not necessarily to the thing itself but rather those behind it. You know you haven't, but that hardly matters -- the town has engineered a very convincing pile of evidence to suggest otherwise. Do look at the photographs in the foyer and on your bedside table, when you get a chance.

By the way, are you hungry? The appropriate time for breakfast has not yet passed.

[FATHERING WAT DO]

[worstvikingever]

[Dude has like a million questions but at the mention of breakfast ALL THAT GOES AWAY for now.]

Uh... yeah... I'm hungry. Breakfast would be great, thanks.