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[When you pick up the phone, it's Hiccup on the other end. He clears his throat nervously.]

Uh... well. I have kind of a weird request for everyone. I was hoping that...

[He sighs and decides to just get it over with already.]

Okay I'm wondering if anybody has any extra appliances around the house that they don't need. I've... kind of gone through what we have in the house without anyone yelling at me yet and I'm trying to keep it that way, so. Yeah.

Keep in mind you probably won't be getting it back. I'm trying to figure out how all this stuff works. It's... well. I guess you could say it's for science.

Wait. I didn't do that right.

[He clears his throat, and then in his best impersonation (which is actually pretty spot-on) of Klaus in full spark mode, he says,]

It's FOR SCIENCE!
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Date: 2011-03-06 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
[[Okay, Theta can't help but laugh at that. She even applauds a bit.]]

I'd assist, but I'm afraid I'm already pulling apart the machines here. Nonetheless, I wish you well. Are you an ergaleomancer as well?

Date: 2011-03-06 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
Another person that claims to know me? I don't recognise your voice. Who is this?

Date: 2011-03-06 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
...A dragon. You expect me to believe you own a dragon.

Date: 2011-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com
[...Hiccup wat u do.]

Were you the one that destroyed the toaster, then?

Date: 2011-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
A 'couple of weeks ago', I was in London. And I certainly didn't meet with anyone who believed in such nonsense as dragons.

Date: 2011-03-06 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brb-inventing.livejournal.com
[THIS IS THE STORY OF PRECIS'S LIFE. Only replace a dragon with a robot. She's so pinged by this phone call, and how excited she is is very evident when she speaks.]

For science! I totally do the same thing! Everything here is so cool, isn't it?

Date: 2011-03-06 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com
[... y so adorbs]

You are under my care; I don't plan to maim you at all. I could have told you how it worked, however, without damaging it quite so badly.

Date: 2011-03-06 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
Now the truth this time. Who are you that you speak to me so familiarly? Are you part of this...nonsensical farce?

Date: 2011-03-06 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brb-inventing.livejournal.com
I know, I know! Right? Everything's so different!
Edited Date: 2011-03-06 04:11 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-03-06 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com
Yes, but if you had allowed me to do that part, I could have likely put it back together properly.

[But nooooo. And now it is horribly deformed. Poor toaster.]

Date: 2011-03-06 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
Finally, some answers. So you were kidnapped as well? What else do you know about this place?

Date: 2011-03-06 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ergaleomancer.livejournal.com
Mm. Well, I'm afraid I can't stay here, I have a life to attend to that I'd rather get back to. How does one leave this...oddity?

Date: 2011-03-06 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brb-inventing.livejournal.com
Sooo, what have you taken apart so far, then? I wanna hear!
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