004 - A strange request by phone
Mar. 5th, 2011 09:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
worstvikingever[When you pick up the phone, it's Hiccup on the other end. He clears his throat nervously.]
Uh... well. I have kind of a weird request for everyone. I was hoping that...
[He sighs and decides to just get it over with already.]
Okay I'm wondering if anybody has any extra appliances around the house that they don't need. I've... kind of gone through what we have in the house without anyone yelling at me yet and I'm trying to keep it that way, so. Yeah.
Keep in mind you probably won't be getting it back. I'm trying to figure out how all this stuff works. It's... well. I guess you could say it's for science.
Wait. I didn't do that right.
[He clears his throat, and then in his best impersonation (which is actually pretty spot-on) of Klaus in full spark mode, he says,]
It'sFOR SCIENCE!
Uh... well. I have kind of a weird request for everyone. I was hoping that...
[He sighs and decides to just get it over with already.]
Okay I'm wondering if anybody has any extra appliances around the house that they don't need. I've... kind of gone through what we have in the house without anyone yelling at me yet and I'm trying to keep it that way, so. Yeah.
Keep in mind you probably won't be getting it back. I'm trying to figure out how all this stuff works. It's... well. I guess you could say it's for science.
Wait. I didn't do that right.
[He clears his throat, and then in his best impersonation (which is actually pretty spot-on) of Klaus in full spark mode, he says,]
It's
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)Were you the one that destroyed the toaster, then?
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:02 am (UTC)Uh... do you promise not to maim me if I say yes?
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:05 am (UTC)You are under my care; I don't plan to maim you at all. I could have told you how it worked, however, without damaging it quite so badly.
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:07 am (UTC)Oh. Well yeah, but I wanted to see all the parts and how it all fit together, too.
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:12 am (UTC)[But nooooo. And now it is horribly deformed. Poor toaster.]
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:17 am (UTC)That icon. HICCUP WILL PLACATE KLAUS WITH A FEESH.
Date: 2011-03-06 04:27 am (UTC)YES. FEESH. EVERYONE IS PLACATED BY FEESH.
Date: 2011-03-06 04:33 am (UTC)EVERYONE EVER.
Date: 2011-03-06 04:39 am (UTC)[STILL]
I really should section off a part of the garage for you to work. Remind me to do that later.
THE FEESH IS ETERNAL.
Date: 2011-03-06 04:42 am (UTC)[BECAUSE ALL CHEMISTRY TEACHERS ARE INSANE. IT'S A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT.]
Really? I mean... seriously? [OH MY GODS HIS OWN SECTION OF THE GARAGE THAT MEANS APPROVAL YESSSSSSSSS]
AND THE TURKEY IS A FRACTAL.
Date: 2011-03-06 04:52 am (UTC)Certainly. There is enough room, and it would be easier to keep track of the tools.
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Date: 2011-03-06 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-03-06 05:07 am (UTC)It is not a problem, I assure you. It merely means I won't be tripping over half-dismantled electronics anymore.
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Date: 2011-03-06 05:10 am (UTC)Oh. Uh. Sorry about that.