004 - A strange request by phone

[worstvikingever]

[When you pick up the phone, it's Hiccup on the other end. He clears his throat nervously.]

Uh... well. I have kind of a weird request for everyone. I was hoping that...

[He sighs and decides to just get it over with already.]

Okay I'm wondering if anybody has any extra appliances around the house that they don't need. I've... kind of gone through what we have in the house without anyone yelling at me yet and I'm trying to keep it that way, so. Yeah.

Keep in mind you probably won't be getting it back. I'm trying to figure out how all this stuff works. It's... well. I guess you could say it's for science.

Wait. I didn't do that right.

[He clears his throat, and then in his best impersonation (which is actually pretty spot-on) of Klaus in full spark mode, he says,]

It's FOR SCIENCE!

Comments

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Like, what happened to yours?

[worstvikingever]

Oh. Well. I've already taken a bunch of stuff apart here, and I don't want to get the other people in the house mad.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Why would they get mad? I mean, it's not like you're like, breaking them or anything.

[worstvikingever]

Well. In some cases I kind am.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Omigosh, you're not breaking my hairdryer!

[worstvikingever]

Sorry! That's why I was asking for stuff people don't need.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Like, you can't just go around breaking people's things, you know! It's like, so rude!

[worstvikingever]

That's why I'm asking. I'm not just going to take people's stuff if they don't want me to.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( ( Totally thinking about this. Hm. No, he can't part with his hairdryer or telephone. . . ) )


I guess you can like. Have the toaster or something.

[worstvikingever]

You really don't have to give me anything if you don't want to. Seriously. I mean, I'd be happy to take it, but only if you want to.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh. First you're like "yeah" and then you're like "no?" Like, make up your mind.

[worstvikingever]

I just don't want to make it seem like I'm forcing you or anything!

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Forcing me to what?

[worstvikingever]

...give me stuff?

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

But I'm like, totally offering, sheesh.

[worstvikingever]

Okay good.

Thank you.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

You can like, have the TV too. The channels are way lame anyways.

[worstvikingever]

[omgwhat that is the best thing ever]

Really? You... you don't mind?

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( ( He'll even throw in some lightbulbs. The stupid things won't turn anyways. ) )

Totally. You can like, come over and get them now if you want.

[worstvikingever]

Oh my gods this is so awesome thank you.

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

Like, great. I'm at 727 Andersen so like, don't take forever or I'll totally change my mind!

[worstvikingever]

Okay I'll be right over!

[HANGS UP AND BOOKS ON OVER]

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( ( LMAO, giggling at how serious this person is taking things. Totally waiting for Hiccup to show up now


Not that he'll know it's Hiccup who wanted the things. Huh, he probably should have got a name. ) )

[worstvikingever]

[SCIENCE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, OKAY. Hiccup shows up, panting slightly because he totally ran the whole... wait. Next door. Not panting at all, okay. He knocks and stands there on the stoop, bouncing slightly on his heels from the excitement. HE GETS A WHOLE TV OMG]

[krakowiak.livejournal.com]

( ( Checking the door and staring at Hiccup,

Poland's not saying anything though so just have this look that's like, "Like, what?" ) )