025 - graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawr

[worstvikingever]

Action Throughout The Day

[Hiccup is shambling through town after being resurrected post-abduction, looking rather... well. He's wearing a cape and tuxedo anyway. Never mind how it looks.

He's looking for his friends.

He's staaaaaaalking yooooooooou.]

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[worstvikingever]

[No. Hiccup knows better than that. Really he does.]

...hi Klaus.

[Still stalking you.]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[... Sigh.]

Hiccup, you look ridiculous. What are you doing?

[worstvikingever]

[oh okay he stops in his tracks and looks very awkward.]

Um.

To be honest I'm not exactly sure.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe you're wearing a get-up like that for no reason.

[son

i am disappoint]

[worstvikingever]

[oh no don't give him that look he knows that look he has seen it way too often]

No, see... I just... I um. I woke up wearing it. And. I suddenly had to walk around like this [he demonstrates] and follow people around.

I don't know why, I just... had to.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

[HE'S GIVING YOU THE LOOK

FOREVER]

I... see. And that is all you feel compelled to do? Walk in a silly manner and follow people?

[worstvikingever]

...yes?

[he doesn't like that look]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

Hmph.

This is highly suspicious. I would think if any one managed to induce such compulsions in someone, they would add ones of a more sinister ilk.

[This reminds him of an utterly ineffectual Lucrezia.]

[worstvikingever]

Yeah well, none of the rest of the stuff this week were particularly... uh... sinister, so.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

I noticed. It's poor experimental design, really. If they are attempting to throw us off, it's hardly working. This is all just a minor inconvenience.

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, seriously. It's all just kind of weird.

And the walking is really kind of getting on my nerves.

Also I don't like these clothes.

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

Perhaps you could change? Or is there a compulsion preventing that?

[worstvikingever]

Uh... you could say that, yeah.

I also woke up in a coffin this morning? That was weird!

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

... Yes. That is weird.

[HE'LL JUST.

CHECK YOUR PULSE.]

[worstvikingever]

[HE'S DEAD. THERE'S NO PULSE.]

Um... why are you holding my wrist?

[VIKINGS DON'T CHECK PULSE]

[myblimpisbigger.livejournal.com]

I am checking to see if you are, in fact, dead, as being in a coffin would indicate. Given that your blood is no longer flowing, which means your heart must have stopped, that seems to be the case.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup looks surprised.]

Oh. You know I was kind of suspecting something like that but I didn't really want to think about it.