018 - Phone, still stage four... or is he?

[worstvikingever]

[So when he starts the call he sounds kind of astonished.]

Guys, I think I really am a communist.

No really. After hearing what it means, it... sounds a lot like the way things work back home. I mean, we kind of sort of have a system where you do something for someone and they repay you in kind, but we really don't have any currency or anything, and everyone just does stuff to help each other out.

It... worked really well. I don't see what the big deal is. Why is it supposedly such a evil thing or whatever? I mean if it works, it works, right?

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[worstvikingever]

Your house? You mean your village or something?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

My land I guess? I'm a nation.

[worstvikingever]

Oh. Right. Sorry. Have we talked before? I don't... really remember.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

I don't think so. I'm Cuba.

[worstvikingever]

I'm Hiccup, nice to meet you.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

You too.

Sounds like you guys had a good system back home.

[worstvikingever]

Well yeah, I guess. I mean we're just a small village cut off from... pretty much everything else, so working together and sharing what we have is basically the best way to survive. Everyone does their part and it all works out.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah. That sounds like the ideal place for it.

Complications always happen when you try and apply it to a large place with lots of people.

[worstvikingever]

Sounds like it. How big is the... Russia place? Pretty big, yeah?

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Really, really big. And that was before he took over a large group of nations close to him. Take a look at a map sometimes. That giant one marked U.S.S.R, that's him.

I'm a small island off the coast of America. Probably why we're doing better.

[worstvikingever]

Right. That's... yeah, that sounds big.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Yeah.

Anyway, despite everyone yelling. There's really only two other Communists here. That I know of anyway. Me and Señorita Hungary.

[worstvikingever]

Oh you mean like countries. Okay. I'll... keep that in mind. Thanks.

[commie-island.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

No problem.