012 - Phone and Action

[worstvikingever]

[Phone call to Astrid, failed filter because he still can't figure it out]

Hey, Astrid? I uh... had a question.



[Action, mid afternoon]

[It is a beautiful spring day and Hiccup is sitting out on the front lawn with a screwdriver.

No, not that kind of screwdriver, an actual screwdriver.

He's making a few adjustments to his leg, you see. You know. The prosthetic one that has replaced his amputated left foot. That one.

Go ahead, talk to him. It's not like he's gotten enough comments on his leg yet. No, really.]

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[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

What? No, that's nice, but I'm talking about that screwdriver.

Is it sonic? [examining it...]

[worstvikingever]

Huh? [That's mildly confusing. He looks at the screwdriver.]

Uh. I don't really know what that means, so it probably isn't.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

... Oh. I'm not disappointed or anything.

But you do believe in magic, don't you? You don't think I'm just going mad?

[worstvikingever]

Well... I don't really believe in magic, but I know that there's definitely people here who come from places that have it, so it's not like it doesn't exist for you or anything.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You think I'm mad.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup frowns.]

No I don't.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Of course you do.

I must seem like a doddering old man that's right off his rocker. But you should get that thought out of your head immediately.

[worstvikingever]

I... didn't have that thought to begin with.

[No really, he didn't. He was kind of freaked out by the fairy question but honestly, he really has a higher tolerance for that sort of thing now that he knows some people really do come from places with magic and whatever. Not everyone has dragons at home, after all.]</small?

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

I mean they do exist. Unicorns and fairies and dragons and goblins and all other sorts of creatures.

[worstvikingever]

Sure. I mean I have dragons back home, they're all over the place. I've never seen any of the others but that doesn't mean they don't exist somewhere.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Oh? What sorts do you have?

[worstvikingever]

A bunch. Nadderheads, Monstrous Nightmares, Terrible Terrors, Gronkles, Night Furies. A lot more, too, but those are the most common.

Well, okay, Night Furies aren't common at all, but I've got one so I can't really not mention him.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

You've got one?

[worstvikingever]

Not here. Back home. His name's Toothless and he's my best friend.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

... Are you a dragon tamer?

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, I kinda am.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

But you don't... kill them, do you?

[worstvikingever]

No. I mean. The village used to, because the dragons would attack all the time and steal food and burn down the houses and everything. But that doesn't happen anymore because it turned out that they were just being controlled by this really big dragon, and once that one was killed, all the other dragons were really friendly.

So no we don't. Not anymore.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

That's quite a story.

Feel sorry for those dragons, though. It's hard to be a magical creature and constantly misunderstood... You came from a small village, then?

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, pretty small. Pretty isolated, too.

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Where did you live?

[worstvikingever]

Viking village called Berk. I don't really know where it was in the whole grand scheme of things, though. On an island somewhere. Cold most of the time.

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[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

Ah, that's... that's an amusing name, Berk, but I suppose you kn...

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[viking village called berk]

[is-an-island.livejournal.com]

[viking village called berk]