012 - Phone and Action

[worstvikingever]

[Phone call to Astrid, failed filter because he still can't figure it out]

Hey, Astrid? I uh... had a question.



[Action, mid afternoon]

[It is a beautiful spring day and Hiccup is sitting out on the front lawn with a screwdriver.

No, not that kind of screwdriver, an actual screwdriver.

He's making a few adjustments to his leg, you see. You know. The prosthetic one that has replaced his amputated left foot. That one.

Go ahead, talk to him. It's not like he's gotten enough comments on his leg yet. No, really.]

Comments

[worstvikingever]

She said yes, and that's all that really matters.

...I don't think she'd ever swoon. Ever.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

You have much to learn if you believe that. So, what's she like?

[worstvikingever]

Why should I tell you? Why am I even talking to you?

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Because I am overflowing with experience and advice concerning women!

[worstvikingever]

...right.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Sooo.

Is she cute?

[worstvikingever]

[sjdfklsdfjsdfjsdlfj Hiccup splutters a bit.]

I... well... she... yeah. She is.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Nyehe. Knew it. What does she like?

[worstvikingever]

Well, she's really... [Uh wait how does he describe basically your typical Viking in terms of Mayfield?] ...athletic.

...wait I wasn't going to talk to you about this. I don't even know you.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

If you avoided talking to people you didn't know around here, you'd get pretty bored pretty fast.

[worstvikingever]

Well yeah, but you're the one who jumped in on my phone call asking me all sorts of questions about Astrid. I don't want to talk to you.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

No need to so hostile. That's not a cool attitude to have at all.

[worstvikingever]

Look, I'm sorry, but I don't feel like answering all your random questions, okay?