010 - Phone, no filters

[worstvikingever]

Okay.

So.

What was that.

I don't really... what's April Fool's Day, and why does it mean suddenly everything is... back to normal?

Well. You know. As normal as this place gets, apparently.

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[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

Unyu...I don't get it either.

[You maaaay find this voice slightly familiar! Or you may not.

Either way, who let Okuu on the phone?]

[worstvikingever]

[Well it's been a while since he talked to the bird-who-suddenly-turned-into-a-girl, so he doesn't really recognize the voice.]

Apparently it's some sort of thing where people play pranks on each other.

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

[This may be delightfully awkward!]

...a...joke?

[You can practically hear the gears turning in her head.]

[worstvikingever]

[Probably!]

Yeah. A terrible one.

[idkmybfforin.livejournal.com]

[...there is silence, for a moment.

Then an ominous and entirely inhuman knocking noise; tok-tok-tok.]

They killed my master. And made my master's sister sad and then killed me and made her sad again.

[Someone is Extremely Displeased at this joke. Given the way she's hissing and making strange, angry noises.]

[worstvikingever]

[That's... really really creepy.

But he's pissed off too. Just. Not in the outrageously scary way.]

Yeah. It's been hell for all of us.

[There's a bitterness behind his words that suggest that maybe he's been through just as bad as she has.]