010 - Phone, no filters

[worstvikingever]

Okay.

So.

What was that.

I don't really... what's April Fool's Day, and why does it mean suddenly everything is... back to normal?

Well. You know. As normal as this place gets, apparently.

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[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I think they did, and if something like a soul is real, then there was more than ample time to escape. Or, I would like to think that."

[worstvikingever]

Right.

[He'll have to think about this.]

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Oh, also, I had someone prepare a present for your.... Mother. The robot attacked and I couldn't deliver it myself, but if you want it, its sitting on my dresser."

[worstvikingever]

Thanks, but don't worry about it. We're... she's... well she's okay for now, and she... might be having a change of heart.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Its a tea that causes someone to loose their voice for a day or so. I don't really like hurting people. Which, is kind of silly in a military captain, but, such is life."

[worstvikingever]

No that's okay, I understand. She's lost the... whatever it was for now, and we're giving her a second chance, so... I guess hang onto it, just in case? But right now I'm willing to let her have her chance.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"That's very noble. I'm sorry, lying and trying to control people... I just find those very distasteful."

[She pauses for a moment]

"How did your time at the forge go?"

[worstvikingever]

I know, and I agree, but... there's more going on than just her being... I dunno. Evil.

It... [involved him killing his father figure] went well.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Evil for the sake of Evil is rare and exceptionally stupid."

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, it's not... it's complicated. But she's getting a second chance and she seems... happy about it, I guess. In her own way.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Just... Be careful about it. You're my friend, and, as it is right now, I'm not as good at defending my friends as I was back home."

[worstvikingever]

I know. We're both being careful. I mean. Klaus and me.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I've never met Klaus. He sounds like someone who it would be interesting to discuss theory with."

[worstvikingever]

Yeah, you two would probably get along.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Well, you two are welcome over for tea any time. Scot and Tom are bad conversation."

[worstvikingever]

Thanks. And you're welcome over whenever for... uh... waffles.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Thank you. I like waffles."

[worstvikingever]

Good. Klaus makes them every day for breakfast.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"You're quite lucky. Scott sleeps till three then wanders around in his underwear till five most days."

[worstvikingever]

...he doesn't go to work? Won't he get in trouble for that?

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"I don't think the town has given him a job yet. I'm not sure."

[worstvikingever]

That's... really weird. I thought everyone got jobs or school or something.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"No system is free of over sites I guess."

[worstvikingever]

I guess.

[hontobakabaka.livejournal.com]

"Still is kind of disgusting though. Or is the underwear thing normal in men?"