002 - The phone. The phone is ringing.

[worstvikingever]

[Hiccup has found the phone.

He has no idea what it is of course, so he's basically playing around with it until YOUR PHONE RINGS or something idek and he ends up accidentally making a call.]

What... is this thing?

[The voice is slightly distant, as if he's holding the receiver away from him... which he is, actually. He's holding it up and looking at it.]

I can't even tell what it's made of.

[Other such comments persist. You might want to interrupt him before he breaks open the thing to figure out how it works.

Residents of his house can interrupt him with action, but all others are phone calls.]

Comments

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Well, you're obviously new around here. What's your name?

[worstvikingever]

Heh. Yeah. Obviously.

I'm Hiccup. You?

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

F-F--

[Hiccup? Keiichi will be nice and restrain himself.]

K-Keiichi.

[worstvikingever]

[He hears anyway, but just rolls his eyes. He gets that a lot.]

Nice to meet you, Keiichi.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you too, H...H-Hiccup.

[worstvikingever]

Okay stop that. I get it. You think my name is funny. Go ahead and laugh. Get it out of your system or something.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Niyahaha. Sorry! But, hey, girls must think it's cute, right? Hopefully?

[worstvikingever]

I dunno, I never asked. Mostly they laughed at me for other reasons.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

With that sort of attitude I can see why.

[worstvikingever]

Whatever, I don't want to talk about it. [HE KINDA HAD A BAD CHILDHOOD, OKAY?]

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Alright, alright. Sorry if I hit a nerve.

[worstvikingever]

Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal anymore.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Sounds like someone's in need of an inspirational older male figure!

[worstvikingever]

Uh... thanks, I think I'm good.

[k1-sauce.livejournal.com]

Jeez, way to shoot me down.

[worstvikingever]

Oh. Sorry. I just... think I'm okay? We can still be friends if you want though.